Vacation season is near, and as much as I love to visit new places, flying is the worst. There’s the security check, the waiting around, the swollen feet, the dehydration, the cranky pants, the turbulence, the nausea.

Of course, there are some people who like flying, and some people have to do it every week, God forbid.

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Here’s a letter that one experienced business traveler wrote to Virgin airlines, which is possibly the funniest complaint letter ever written.

If you like a little booze to make the trip go faster, Jaunted compiled a list of the world’s best in-flight cocktails.