Productivity killer: Roller derby name generator

In our stories about the Assassination City Roller Derby, we interviewed Luna Tick Tick Boom, Pyro Maim Ya, Daisy Shoots, Cordelia ChaseHer, and of course, the always delightful (no, really!) miss Trigger Mortis.

We get a kick out of derby names like LuAnn Splatter, Jennida Doctor, Kimical Imbalance and Madame Muertos. My favorite roller derby name of all time is one a friend from high school used — Rolletta Lynn.

With the Roller Girl Name Generator, we can all pretend to be tough chicks like Agony Cristy and Roxy Hard Knocks. Sorry, we couldn’t find a Roller Dude Name Generator, even though there is a men’s roller derby league in Dallas.


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