Productivity killer: Can you trust that beard?

This handy info graph sheds some light on the trustworthiness of beards, for those times when we just can’t help but question the inscrutable paths of facial hair. Finally, a guide that boils it all down to a science.*

So guys, let’s steer clear of neck beards (ew), The John Waters (only the King of Bad Taste can pull that off), and don’t be a werewolf.

*based on no scientific evidence


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