And you thought the Snuggie was bad?

Oh, but there’s a newer, more shameful way to spend your nights in front of the TV or, according to this peppy commercial, anywhere you like! Forever Lazy pajamas take the hassle out of, well, being incredibly lazy.

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They basically took the same pajamas you put on your infant and made them adult-sized. They even have a zipper pouch on the back for when nature calls.

RIP society. Before you know it, we’ll all be living in a 1950s sci-fi movie.

Yes, Forever Lazy, the ultimate productivity killer.