I’ve been sitting here thinking about fat jokes and clever ways to craft a blog post about the NBC weight-loss competition show "The Biggest Loser".

But let’s not go there. "The Biggest Loser" is holding auditions at Methodist hospital in Oak Cliff Saturday from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. in the Hitt Auditorium. They’re likely to see the first 500 people in line, at most, and they’re seeking pairs and individuals.

The event also is a health fair featuring motivational speakers with tips on good health, cooking and fitness. Michelle Aguilar, who won season six of the show, will be on hand, as well as season eight contestant Tracy Yukich.